What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Your going to be alright just relax

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What did one boob say to the other boob

You shall not bear false witness.

Innocent before proven guilty

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like religions.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

But this is not

Lose lips shimk ships.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?